Dirt mustache

A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.

My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.

by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017

chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.

The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache

by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013

Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 22, 2005

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008

Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.

Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache

by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019

CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

by Big Moustache May 31, 2009

mustache brigade

When someone has a mustache, they are then part of the mustache brigade.

-Hey, i forgot to shave today.
-Well look who just joined the mustache brigade.

by bitch basket fagola November 7, 2010