Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

Muppet-tish

1: Characters, people, or situations that are almost unreal.

2: Muppet like.

These people are muppet-tish hard to believe they walk around looking like that.

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023

Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 13, 2021

Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet

I don't remember that was I being muppeted?

by Mick diggler March 11, 2021

Muppet

A dog or a cat that is adorable AF!!!

Kesher, Kura, and Nutmeg were Muppet!!

by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs April 25, 2021

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022