"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
by the village people June 18, 2006
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Get the Ur mum mug.bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
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B:And your mum.
B:And your mum.
by drako December 22, 2004
Get the and your mum mug.an extremely stupid insult by people with a small vocabulary and limited IQ. can be funny in rare occasions.
sped: man what the hell is that funky smell
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
by Metal Head666 December 28, 2005
Get the your mum mug.Person: What are you doing?
Person2: Ya mum
Person: That joke's so old and boring
Person 2: So's ya mum!
Person2: Ya mum
Person: That joke's so old and boring
Person 2: So's ya mum!
by Hev15394 March 20, 2008
Get the Ya mum mug.The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.
by Mikee P March 27, 2008
Get the mum act mug.A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014
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