Muddy Juarez

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.

Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!

by koolby4125 January 13, 2011

Fried Muddy

fried muddy is the residue in a crack pipe.
the brown oil dripping down the inside.

well all my crack is gone so now its time to smoke fried muddy!that mudd is sooo scrumptious

by T.N.T July 27, 2007

muddy otter

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."

"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"

by gobble docker February 5, 2010

Muddy Bucket

Shitty band from Portland.

They like to "roy" alot.

Boy: Did you see Muddy Bucket play in the talent show?
Girl: Yeah, their show was so corny.

by Cristiano Ronaldo Fan February 21, 2009

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Muddy Skunk

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

muddy ramierz

a named used by the staff of family guy to replace the word dirty sanchez because the censors wouldn't let them use the word dirty sanchez.. usually refering to anal sex then pulling out the penis and putting it across the girls lips to give her a poo moustache

i gave a girl a muddy ramierz last night

by sitruk June 20, 2011