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Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
by Beef Coup November 7, 2011
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taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
by mrt3a May 14, 2011
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skill mousing

setting the mouse speed on your computer to its highest setting so you can move it with amazing accuracy and speed, and own at any game.
"MAN that guy pwned me... i bet hes skill mousing."
by Kevin S January 24, 2005
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Mickey Mouse

A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.
by A yellow xitch June 1, 2018
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mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe
by Michelle August 5, 2003
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mouse's ear

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
mugGet the mouse's earmug.

Little Mouse

The sperm that penetrates the egg.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
by DJ URL December 5, 2015
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