Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
by Beef Coup November 07, 2011
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Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.
My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.
by de45 August 25, 2015
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Mouse party

A celebration by subordinates on the occasion of their supervisor's absence. Usually applied to office workers, but relevant to any mischievous celebration orchestrated by peers answerable to a common individual.

Borrowing from the phrase 'when the cat's away, the mice will play', a mouse party might be celebrated by a team of employees taking a two-and-a-half-hour lunch together, or sneaking out of the office an hour early to drink at a bar.
Frank's going to be "working from home" tomorrow -- who's planning the mouse party?
by Luxcrete August 15, 2011
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Mickey Mouse

A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.
Mickey Mouse is loved by many all over the world
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mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe
by Michelle August 05, 2003
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mouse's ear

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Little Mouse

The sperm that penetrates the egg.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
by DJ URL October 15, 2015
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