internet mood

1. someones mood on the internet based on internet events. often used on myspace, facebook, and twitter, this mood usually isnt what you're feeling in real life, but what you're portraying to feel on the internet.

guy) just got dumped on myspace, so my mood is "sad".
other

other guy) really? You dont seem sad.

guy) dude, its just an internet mood. i got dumped on myspace, so my myspace (internet) mood is sad.

by aray21cz July 31, 2009

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Fat mood

When you feel fat, but you know you’re not, but you don’t mind and you just wanna sleep.

My body: “I feel fat”
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.

by Funnyn April 29, 2020

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Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.

Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."

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bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood

Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!

by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024

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