Mommy chill 

The opposite of daddy chill
Means to calm the fuck down sexually

Female: Uhhhhh ohhh yeahhh

Female: starts jumping on that dick crazily
Male: knows that if she continues to go fast he won’t last long and would cum in a matter of seconds
Female: “oh yes harder, faster, kill me daddy”
Male: mommy chill

Mommy chill by chupa me las nalgas wey April 18, 2021

Mommy issues 

what I have

Me: I have mommy issues

Other person: ok

Mommy issues by FondnessForBallora August 9, 2022

mommy meat 

The vag.The meat that Mommy made you with.

I can't wait to taste that mommy meat.

mommy meat by Juancarlo December 22, 2007

Mommy B.O. 

Body odor of no merit achieved from doing meaningless chores all day that no one is even grateful for, just to have then undone then redone tomorrow.

(A mom to her single friend)
Mom: "After driving Dylan to soccer in my Toyota Highlander (the mini-van of the 2000's), and going grocery shopping I developed mommy B.O. I couldn't even shower before my parent/teacher conference"

Friend: "uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a shit about these problems wouldn't plague you"

Mom: "Whatever"

Friend: " and you wonder why your husband is fucking the dental hygienist"

Mommy B.O. by MRE Chicago July 2, 2012

mommy and daddy wrestling 

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

mommy and daddy wrestling by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

Mommy milkers

A farming husband, milking his cow of a wife. Not to be mistaken with boobs

Call the mommy milkers! This party is full of nothing but cows

Mommy milkers by Notkivevab May 18, 2021

mommy yes 

Mommy yes
A way of saying that you appreciate your mommy and they are very special to you.

Mommy"do you want some cookies?"
You"mommy yes"

mommy yes by Imgodyou'reanob October 29, 2019