Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid

“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”

by biggest z January 27, 2024

Midwestie

A best friend from the Midwest.

When two midwesterns live on the east coast and become best friends; they become each others midwestie.

by Yogabbagab March 2, 2024

Midwestie

Your bestie from the Midwest

Oh my gosh, I love that we’re both from the Midwest; you’re my Midwestie!!

by Yogabbagab March 2, 2024

Midification

Midification (mid-i-fication) is the process where someone turns mid.

"The midification of my opp is going swimmingly. They are now midder than ever."

by h-dogevil March 11, 2024

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024

midweeksouthyround

An easy midweek round of golf with slightly reduced rules designed to protect or decrease playing handicap

I’fe got some decent scores dropping out. I’d best get a midweeksouthyround in!

by TheBGF! March 26, 2024

Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.

Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.

by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024