metro-nic

A guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. Usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing to appeal to the ladies.

Nick: Hey how'd these tight jeans look? I gots to impress Cindy Saturday.
Sean: Wtf? Damn metro-nic...

by bountyhunter33 October 24, 2008

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Metro Thug

A Metro sexual man who uses health and beauty products and drives a nice car while listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90's.

Those middle aged white guys look like Metro Thugs driving an Audi S-8 down North Scottsdale Blvd. with the windows down and bumping Easy-E "Boyz in the Hood."

by kwinnerman June 8, 2015

Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019

Metros

The type of people who in high school aren’t popular, do drugs and dress kinda off trend but are usually low key popular because they’re super funny and nice and everyone loves them.

“What the hell, that group is so funny. Who are they”
“Oh yeah, they’re the metros”

by Ggggaye June 20, 2019

Metro Atlanta

A person who put 2 hands on the floor an move around quick

Metro Atlanta is swifting

by Metro Atlanta March 14, 2020

Metro Hoe

An OKI female that only attends 1 week of softball dressed not in her Sunday clothes in the Cincinnati area looking for studs.

Brittnay: "Hey Rachel you want to go watch softball? It's metro time"
Rachel: "My favorite time of the year! I'm going to wear something revealing. Call me a Metro Hoe"

by Ben drankin July 25, 2020