crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead
ok you crackheadius maximus
by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025
Get the crackheadius maximusmug. Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die
by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018
Get the Elephus Maximusmug. The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.
snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
by seadragonusgiganticusmaximus May 18, 2024
Get the seadragonus giganticus maximusmug. 
The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.
by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016
Get the imbecilicus maximusmug. The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.
I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012
Get the Jummius Maximusmug. A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
Get the Derponious Maximusmug.