Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Matty Ashcroft

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

by joel morrison June 26, 2019

matty

Matty. Matty is such a sexy guy he has the biggest dick out of the Friendgroup, every Matty needs an amazing Gracie in there life to live unless what’s the point in living, a Matty is the type of guy to chill and watch a movie or watch under the stars or a sundset, he doesn’t run into shit quickly instead he takes the slow approach to woo a girl.

"Oh look there’s a Matty I would love to be on top of him"

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

Mattis

A Person Who Likes Furries

Ew A Mattis.

by Enwen2 February 21, 2023

Matty

A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.

“Your cooler than me Matty”

by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021

Mattis

Mattis is the best person you can meet. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about others. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.

- What’s your boyfriend name ?

- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.

by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021