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Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.
My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.
by Koch$ July 20, 2019
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lobster boo

A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.
HEY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LOBSTER BOO OUT TO DINNER?
by SuzyQtee September 6, 2020
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Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple
I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting
by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018
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Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
by bad_artists April 9, 2020
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Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
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Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011
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larry lobster

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster
by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022
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