Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.
"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022
Get the literal uddermug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Literally Just Forgot Just Literally I<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 litermug. girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.
by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019
Get the OMG i literally cannot.mug. the definition of something literal, actual, real. not to be confused with figuratively, the complete opposite or littoral, of anything near the shore or coast of a body of water.
correct usage:
1) I literally made this post at 12:15am.
2) The woman literally just fell from the sky.
incorrect usage:
1) I literally ate shit in FS2020/GTA/DCS/any other flying game. (you didn't literally consume fecal matter, did you?)
2) Destroyers have limited capability in the littorals. (literally wrong context and doesn't even end in -ly ya dingus did you play too much Sea of Thieves?)
1) I literally made this post at 12:15am.
2) The woman literally just fell from the sky.
incorrect usage:
1) I literally ate shit in FS2020/GTA/DCS/any other flying game. (you didn't literally consume fecal matter, did you?)
2) Destroyers have limited capability in the littorals. (literally wrong context and doesn't even end in -ly ya dingus did you play too much Sea of Thieves?)
by don'tbeadummy March 14, 2022
Get the literallymug. When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
Get the A Literal Piece of Lettucemug. A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.
Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.
Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.
"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"
by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024
Get the I'm literally neurodivergent and a minormug.