ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 January 22, 2012

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the reversed ling lang

When the girl gets the mans penis and punches it into a pulp until the guy nuts

Omg I gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he nutted in my eye

by Therizzmaster November 14, 2022

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When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 14, 2022

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Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals

That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!

by Twisted6982 March 06, 2024

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Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls

by Sneko August 24, 2022

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Kah Ling is a kind girl that’ll listen to you and be your friend and she’s smart.

by Mily123:) September 18, 2021

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by Jamal32 October 15, 2020

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