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liberal

1. a person who thinks you should be able to kill your baby (a living being) before it's born, but after it is born, youre not allowed to spank it because that is cruel.
2. a person who thinks that law abiding citizens should not be able to buy guns because they can hurt people but fail to realize that someone who is going to rob a bank doesn't just buy a gun at a store BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REGISTERED TO THEIR NAME.
3. a chain smoking hippie
4. someone who thinks that anyone who lives in the south is an illiterate piece of trailer trash.
5. an emo
6. emos that move to texas with their parents and refuse to dress like a human being, rather they dress up like a bunch of queers and try to have everything changed in texas because they can't take it.
7. someone who is poor and thinks that rich people ought to give them their money so they elect a nigger who will give it to them.
8. someone who thinks that a workplace needs to be diverse before it needs to be skillful. because for some magical reason, a business works better with a few lesser-skilled black guys thrown into the mix.
9. a person who believes that every animal that exists must be free and unharmed. even though their ancestors had to kill for food just like everyone elses.
10. a person who cant follow rules so the rest of the world must change the rules to cater to their needs.
11. a queer
12. an atheist who bashes christianity because he or she doesn't know much about it. he or she just feels empty inside and doesn't know why so they take it out on christians.
13. a black idiot that thinks that since his ancestors were owned by one of my ancestors, he neeeds to be repayed. in other words they have their hands out (like most blacks) expecting money that they absolutely in no way earned
14. person who thinks that anyone who says y'all has down syndrom. but they have their own colloquialisms that are ok for some reason.
15. someone from california. theyre way to cool for anyone else anyhow
16. anyone brainwashed by that nigger barack obama and/or hilary clinton
17. someone who believes that white males are concentrated evil.
Me: that liberal idiot thinks i cant read because i'm from Texas. What a jackass

Conservative 2: ya. hes a queer anyways. look at those gay ass jeans.

Me: oh well. he's gonna have a hell of a time teaching his kid not to do wrong with a stern 5 minute time out. that is if he doesn't abort it. i'm gonna beat my kid's ass when he or she screws up.
by white male from the sout March 25, 2009
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liberate

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by theman102 July 7, 2012
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Liberal

-See "Communist". Someone who blames everything bad in the world on guns and Republicans. Wants to stick the U.S. constitution into a paper shredder, and makes they're own set of laws all revolving around "saving the earth"
I saw this liberal driving in his Prius with an Obama sticker on it.
by Bill Cosby January 18, 2015
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Liberal

A word that describe a bunch of snowflakes who can’t accept the fact that trump fixed the country, and now they say Biden is doing great. Like bruh how blind can u be.
The liberals have now cancled spongebob because it’s “racist”
by Ethan conry April 1, 2021
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Liberal

A person who defies logic and ignores facts for the sake of political correctness.
Don't worry about Liddy, she just another liberal who hates facts and logic.
by cloneforce99 July 3, 2021
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Liberal

Lib-er-al
/Lib(e)rel/

Adjective:

1.) A person generally between the ages of 15-35 with zero work ethic and believes that money falls from the sky yet everything should be free and/or given to them.

2.) A person that thinks that all cultures from other countries want to be our friends.

3.) A person that feels that just because you were born with a penis does mean you are a male and they know better then nature.

4.) A person suffering from mental illness lacking the ability to reason.

5.) A person that boasts about how open minded and tolerant they are yet protests in against others that have differences in opinion.
by Endomal May 24, 2016
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Liberal

A liberal is moron who is full of self entitlment. Liberals believe everyone deserves respect equality and entitlement just for exsiting regardless of if or how they contribute to society. They focus on if things are fair or not and think everyone deserves everything to be handed to them. Liberals lack general work ethic and blame everyone else for there own short comings. They hate anything that isnt politically correct or offensive. They typically come together in groups because they all lack self esteem and need constant reassurance from one another just incase because they dont want anyones feelings hurt. There diet consist's of star bucks coffee organic processed foods and iphones. Without the structure of society that they typically blame for all there own problems they would surely die because of there lack of ability to support themselves. Most of them go to college and dont finish while also aquiring large debts and never find a job. Some do graduate with a degree but it is often a degree in art and still dont find a job. They live day to day month to month scraping enough together to get by and pay the rent and complain that its not fair. They are afraid of confrontation and comitment and only worry about themselves.
Frank was legally shooting targets with a pistol on his own property when the police showed up. The police told frank that someone called in saying some one was shooting a full auto ak57 uzi rifle and that the noise hurt there feelings. Frank explained that a liberal from newyork had moved in down the street recently. Frank and the police shared a laugh then he went back to shooting targets because its a free country and he was commiting no crime. Unfortunatly the liberal wasted the time of the police but learned nothing anyway.
by Freedomman556 April 2, 2017
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