Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated

While walking home the CEO was kirked.

by RedKGB September 10, 2025

William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

Kirked

The act of being shot in the neck and dying
pronoused k -ur - k -ee- d

Bro that guy just got kirked

by get kirked September 10, 2025

Kirk

Head so good it makes your neck explode

She gave me kirk and it was a turning point in our relationship.

by Tiyicjxjjsmcnd November 1, 2025

Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

Kirked

To be assassinated, murdered

“Charlie just got kirked!”

by Fems916 September 10, 2025