A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.
Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.
by Chedwardo June 4, 2018
Get the Fat Kelly mug.An amazing, tall, wonderful girl. She is really pretty, funny and cool. Any guy or girl who's is lucky enough to have Kelly Descamps as a friend should be happy. Any guy who has her a girlfriend is the luckiest guy alive. She is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Hey dude. Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
by urban_dictionary@123 October 21, 2011
Get the Kelly Descamps mug.Blair is the sexiest beast ever. He has a six pack and enjoys being a ladies man. He knows how to treat a girl right and is very sexy. Nickname - SEX
by Hes friend :) May 30, 2010
Get the Blair Kelly mug.When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.
Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.
by --P. December 26, 2008
Get the Sneaky Kelly mug.to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......
to later use as a booty call
to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010
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