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noona kpop 

Noona in KPOP means it is us assholes(girls) out there that needs to get a fucking life but chooses not too.ACCEPT IT ARMYSS.
Noona KPOP sentence for all armyss:
Jungkook is killing all those noonas out there.
noona kpop by JIN IS MINE FOREVER November 1, 2017
A genre of music, that, proven by scientists, when the sound waves enter your brain, the sound will produce cancerous tumors. If these tumors are left alone, you can acquire either ear cancer, testicular cancer, ovarian cancer, blood cancer, and brain cancer. The blood cancer can spread this disease all across the human body through the circulatory system. Your immune system will not be able to fight it off because it is so strong. Even if you are God and you pull through, you will be galvanized to commit suicide as soon as possible. I myself lost a friend to this. If you get any of those types of cancer, then it is known as "Kpopearien disease".

If you listen to Kpop, your life is currently in serious danger. So this is your warning. DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP, OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE LIVING HELL THAT IS ONLY COMPARABLE TO TWITTER. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS WILL START A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IF PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH ARE UNEDUCATED TO IT. THIS WILL BE COVID 19, THE SEQUEL.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that new Kpop son----"
Person 2: "Person 1, you need to seek medical attention, immediately! Your life is in serious danger! I am dialing 911 right now!
Person 1: "What do you mea---"

***person 1 collapses***
Person 2: "Oh my God! The sound waves have created the dangerous tumors already!!!"

***one week later***
***person 1 lies in a hospital bed, person 2 in a chair next to him.***

Person 1: "What happened to me? I feel so strange..."
Person 2: "You contracted Kpopearian disease. The two tumors formed by the sound waves of the Kpop you listened to combined and created a gargantuan cancer cell, which then infected all of the other cells in your body."
Person 1: "Oh my Go----"
***person 1's body becomes rigid and uncontrollable by person 1.***
***person 1 walks towards the window of the hospital, as he is on the 10th floor.***
Person 2: "What are you doing??"
***person 2 attempts to stop person 1 from what he is about to do.***
***person 1 has immense strength because of the disease, and person 2 is unable to stop him.***
Person 1's body lays spread-eagled on the ground 100 feet below.
***Doctor walks in the room***
Doctor: "Ah, so the brain tumor galvanized him to jump out of the window. We have lost many people who got this disease to that."
Person 2: ***very loud sobbing***
Kpop by PRISM144 April 12, 2022

King of KPOP

BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan), also known as the Bangtan Boys, is a seven-member South Korean boy band that began formation in 2010 and debuted in 2013 under Big Hit Entertainment.

Jeon Jungkook, the most popular member of the band has been named King of KPOP for bringing immense recognition unto the group. The 23-year-old superstar seems to be most beloved among BTS's legion of fans because he is the most eye-catching Bangtan Boy. Fangirls go crazy over him for his appealing face but he's also a talented dancer and singer. For many of the ARMY, the Golden Maknae was born to be a star and has been recently taking part in the songwriting of BTS's many hits. Therefore, he has been crowned the King of KPOP.
Jungkook won again? No wonder, since he is the King of KPOP.
King of KPOP by MEDIA REPORTS July 26, 2021

Kpoppies 

Mostly used by Armys (BTS stans) to define all the other K-pop fandoms that are not the BTS fandom. They want to separate themselves from the K-pop community bc they think they're on a higher level although they're K-pop fans too.

Often used when they think the "whole" K-pop community is against them or when some Armys did something wrong, but still want to defend them from other fandoms to keep their reputation.
"Those kpoppies are trying to bring us down again bc they can't accept that their faves aren't getting the same recognition as our faves LMFAO"

"These kpoppies are at it again 🙄 just because someone from our fandom did that doesn't mean the whole fandom is toxic!!1!!1!"

"Kpoppies can hate on us all they want but it's fact that BTS is the most successful and famous group of all time 😂😂😂😂😂"
Kpoppies by Ketchup ice May 21, 2018

Kpop stans 

They are fine when they do videos and talk only about their fandom but when they start to talk about other fandoms they start drama war. They bring people down with other kpop stans and can be very toxic! I dont hate on kpop but the fandom is not my fauvorite.
kpop stans are better than ____!!“
Kpop stans by Nodramaplease January 2, 2021

kpopglitter 

A famous kpop fanpage, her pfp is iconic, a lot of people love her, she’s just listening to Psycho

: Did you say kpopglitter’s new post? It’s amazing

: Yes!!
kpopglitter = famous kpop fanpage
kpopglitter by Irenepapn December 22, 2020