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granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
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Ketchikan Junkie

Not your typical junkie. They can be your everyday neighbor. Most of them are unable to hang onto housing. Never have anything to do other then overdose once in a while. Most are women beaters and have criminal records that grow by the month.
That ketchikan junkie must of peaked in high school. Cause they sure havent been able to have some semblance of a real looking life since high school.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
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Junky Tim

A sexual act where a man with a semi-erect penis tries to awkwardly shove it in and out of a woman's vagina.
"I hooked up last night but since i was drunk all I could give her was a junky tim."
by robsmack August 10, 2017
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Junkie stuff

Everything a drug addict does that is not normal behavior.
Bill is in recovery now and stays away from that junkie stuff.
by Ride2live September 9, 2009
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Cock Junky

An individual whose obsession with cock is a mania and/or uses cock as a recreational tool. Cock junkies usually are female, bulemic and have daddy issues. Therefore the cock is used as a way to get male attention. However instead of loving and care, the cock junky is getting attention via cock. Cock Junkies sometimes travel in small packs consisting of a lead girl who is of great wealth and expresses it through her exterior dress and foul/transparent attitude, a less attractive female who either has acne, braces or has mysterious lumps in her pants, and an unattractive and brainless blonde. Cock junkies can usually be found roaming the halls of large malls and flirting with men that are twice their age.
Detective 1 "Gina is a cock junky, she slept with old man Wilson and Joey McKay in the same night."

Detective 2 "Hot damn"
by Cocksandwichez August 28, 2010
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Lipstick Junkie

When you are absolutely addicted to lipsticks . You know you are a lipstick junkie when you're trying to buy a lipstick color and someone makes a remark about how you have 5 the same exact color. Also when you spend your free time looking at new lipsticks. Every lipstick junkie has their "Go to color" . AND YOU DEFINETELY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN : Matte, Demi-Matte, Sheer, Velvet, Satin, Cream,Pearl, Long wearing & Gloss.
Jess is such a lipstick junkie she's been in Mac for 2 hours looking at colors that are exactly the same.

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by Angel💖 April 28, 2016
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