Jasper

Jasper is the coolest guy around, short but got mad hops and dunks on everyone, no one can guard him. Even though he is small he got them HOF clamps but when the train Jeremy and Jollie come he getting run over

Ryan: I just got dunked on by Jasper :(

by Zeñ November 14, 2019

Jasper

A boy who is autistic, gay, and short but is very loving. He is really caring and cute.

I just started to date this guy jasper.

by Niceboy7 May 24, 2023

jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.

Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny

by Zproude January 20, 2022

Jasper

To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.

He is being such a Jasper.

by MM132 January 30, 2024

jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters

jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...

by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023

Jasper

that one person who everyone hates

you do you know that kid Jasper what a knob jockey.

by die420 June 11, 2020

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025