Jasper Wu

someone who is corny, and always gets mad when you show them old pics of them and ones that are embarrassing

yo this guy is just like a jasper wu

by trictracbaraboom July 30, 2025

Jasper

The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss

Jasper give me a blowie.

by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025

jasper loves maddy the most

the truth.

"Wow, Jasper loves Maddy the most!!"

by jaspersh September 8, 2025

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.

“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”

by Jasper the great October 19, 2025

Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets

That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets

by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025

Jasper

An introvert bop that is often mistaken for a boy due to her name, but when you meet her she is very obviously a girl. She has a fatty and if she opens up to you, you will love her

"I just meet Jasper today, do you know her?"
"Omg of course I know her, we haven't spoken in forever."

by Jabberjaws000 December 3, 2025