jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 30, 2006

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Jackin'

1. The action of having sex with yourself by rubbing your penis to when it sperms...

2. The point of pleasuring yourself...

3. A first sexual move that a teenager (mainly) would do (see 1.)

4. Acting like a kid named Jack...

Woh, what happened to you? You're sweating like crazy dude!

I don't want to talk about it...

C'mon! Tell me!

Alright, you know Megan that huge-titied girl?

Yea...

Well, she was at the pool, and she was so HOT! So, I went into the restroom, and I started Jackin' myself...

Oh... Well that's understandable!

by HJxJJ May 16, 2011

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

jacklina

Jacklina is one of the most gorgeous girls alive. She has these beautiful blue big eyes and wavy brunette hair. A jacklina is a very loyal, funny, kind and friendly person. A jacklina would make lots of friends and lots of people love her. She has a nice body and is very intelligent. She has a unique name and a crazy personality. It’s not hard for someone to fall for in love with her. If you know a jacklina hold onto her because she will be the best friend you will always need by your side.

Wow jacklina looks great today!

by Jacklinaxan October 2, 2019

Jackwilly

A man who is very promiscuous, having several sexual partners. These partners are human and animal; both male and female.

Leave that Jackwilly tramp alone! He's no good!

by Redpills June 19, 2020