Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Chair sauce

Chair sauce is when your chair be dripped up and icy

Yo your chair got the sauce

You mean the chair sauce

Ye

by Thekid44 October 18, 2019

shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.

*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA

by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021

The Malectric Chair

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012

chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen

Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank

by BA Kyle May 6, 2016

Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel April 25, 2012