Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

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sejmis sandwich

When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.

Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.

by madame psychosis June 18, 2011

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sandwich room

The total area around the sandwich you want to make, should have a 4 foot circumference for elbow room.

Instead of making the sandwich on a plate, I set it on the counter, but it was made pretty hard because of the lack of sandwich room; I kept knocking my elbows against the cabinet.

by AspenGT August 4, 2011

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Nanner Sandwich

The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.

A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!

THX KAYLA

by Dingybong August 6, 2021

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Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023

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