Jumps Husband

A gay tsundere.

I hate that guy! hes a jumps husband.

by Rlku November 15, 2020

Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020

sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.

“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”

by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025

Husband material

Jaden

The most amazing thoughtful and compassionate man you will ever meet. He is always there to pick you up when you are down. To have someone made of such fine husband material you must be truly blessed as his presence will improve your life dramatically. And, he is hands down the world sexiest man alive. Jaden is a perfect example of husband material( a man whom everyone desires in marriage).

by Juicy_Peaches23 May 28, 2024

3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.

That bitch is a 3 husband Jules.

by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017