The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.
by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008
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random individual who can mainly be seen skipping round oxford, wearing flip flops in the middle of winter. has a perculiar taste in men, and loves to write poetry, adding it to her door, and likes to add "ikins" to the end of everyones name. incredibly flirtatious. had alot of preditory hair (in a nice way).
by beckykins July 26, 2008
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