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Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.
I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.
by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008
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Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.
Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.
by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008
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helinikins

random individual who can mainly be seen skipping round oxford, wearing flip flops in the middle of winter. has a perculiar taste in men, and loves to write poetry, adding it to her door, and likes to add "ikins" to the end of everyones name. incredibly flirtatious. had alot of preditory hair (in a nice way).
1. "Helinikins ate alot of ryvita and peanut butter"

2. "let's skip!"
"thats soooo helinikins!"
by beckykins July 26, 2008
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Headline Douche

A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009
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Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.
Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.
by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016
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Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision
"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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heavin

by hobo January 16, 2004
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