Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

Hammockable

The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)

"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."

"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."

by Poophead99 July 25, 2014

Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom

Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?

by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012

Western Zebra Harmonica

When a man rapes a victim, and then after tying him/her up with multi-colored ropes resembling a zebra, he then can either rape her in the ass or up the pussycat. When he's about to cum he takes his penis out of her and then slides it across her lips resembling the playing of a harmonica and then cums in her mouth.

"Man that guy Western Zebra Harmonica'd me last night and I had to take showers for weeks to get that off of me."

by DirtyRobert August 19, 2009

Hammock

The bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips.

Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.

- Dude, check out the hammock!

- She must be on that south beach diet!

by Left hand english October 3, 2009

Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin

my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles

by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006