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NO WIRE HANGERS..EVER
Joan Crawford:
No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.
by Kib$ March 11, 2009
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handkerchief head

someone that influences people of high stature for their own personal gain.
That handkerchief head is mowing his boss' yard again so that he can be off on weekends.
by Jacob R. January 11, 2008
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coat hanger

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
by gus gus February 25, 2004
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left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006
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Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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hanger

A hanger is a latcher, a person who latches on almost shadow like. Always after a free ride.
"He’s a bad hanger"
"I wish that hanger would fuck off"
by Pabzs April 1, 2008
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Hanger-on

A hanger-on is someone who hangs on to a celebrity is either no longer relevant and are in the purgatory or relevance and irrelevance. A hanger on has something to gain by hanging out to the has-been celebrity. A hanger-on is a pejorative meant to belittle and degrade someone who is clasping on to a barely relevant celeb to increase their measly social status and career.
The only people left in Chris Brown's crew are hanger-on types.
by SmokerisnoJoker July 23, 2017
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