A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.
Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!
Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
by GBoyofSV April 5, 2010
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by krunchii June 12, 2010
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A word ment to be shouted out. HAMBURGER. Another word for "god daymn" or "tight".
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.
HAMBURGER, that bitch got the ass of cleopatra.
HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.
HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass
HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.
HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass
by mc identity of rap-battle.com January 9, 2005
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The president is an idiot.
The president is an idiot.
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Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
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Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."
by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004
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FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!
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by blacksticksinwhiteguys March 12, 2005
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Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.
by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010
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