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Grenades

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(Cromie is Grenades!!!)

Skeet Skeeter only pounds chicks that are Grenades!!!

this is a One*6* approved Word (and is a copy right of Cromie ent.)
This new word Grenades is simply Grenades!!!
by mike Cromie March 17, 2005
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cum grenade

Someone who is fertile enough to get even a man pregnant or if your friends pull a nasty prank on you save your baby gravy for a week put it into a water balloons and hit them in the vagina or ass so they get pregnant
I threw my BFF a cum grenade because it was a snow day and I had nothing better to do ... and he was upset/pregnant
by Nononoyesna February 19, 2008
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Grenade Catcher

Some one who is hopelessly in love with someone else and knows that the other person doesnt love them back.
Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for her and he knows she wont do the same. He is a bonafied grenade Catcher
by zman3410 April 11, 2011
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Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).
My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!
by shit fizzles March 31, 2009
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Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys
Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert
by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011
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dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode
After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.
by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016
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exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
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