greek pizza

the type of pizza you get at a greek pizza place.

Do you eat greek pizza every day?

No.
But you own a pizza place.
Yah, but the pizza isn't greek flavored.

It's still greek pizza

by queenlizawesome November 15, 2016

un-Greek

known, familiar. Used in the construction 'it's un-Greek to me'.

It's un-Greek to me that you have just married that girl.

by uttam maharjan July 14, 2010

Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.

It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!

by Fritz Roeth April 1, 2010

greek mac

1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.

I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.

by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003

greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Greek Straight

(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.

"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."

by ThatsRealNeato October 26, 2014

greek sister

Bosses you around and runs the family. Throw temper tantrums, needs to be treated like a princess, domineering, and doesn't hesitate to use manipulation. Her brother takes on husband duties and she may act like his wife.

Your Greek sister is getting on my nerves again.

by Poisiden March 30, 2016