glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.

"I gave that bitch a glazed jelly donut B!"

by Fighter Hayabusa July 07, 2003

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 September 01, 2008

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 08, 2006

glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.

"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"

by mondaymorning December 27, 2009

Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut

(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

by Test Her limit bruh October 09, 2020

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 08, 2020

chocolate glazed donut

When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut

Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut

by Shinodalike August 22, 2015