Skip to main content

glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.
by Fighter Hayabusa July 6, 2003
mugGet the glazed jelly donutmug.

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut
lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good
by bl123 October 19, 2008
mugGet the glazed chocolate doughnutmug.

Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”
by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020
mugGet the Glaze your donutmug.

glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.
"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"
by mondaymorning December 27, 2009
mugGet the glazed donutmug.

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.
man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast
by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006
mugGet the glazed porkroastmug.

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity
dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...
by YAWA March 8, 2020
mugGet the glazed-donut effectmug.

Spray-n-glaze

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.
I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!
by Mini hippie July 23, 2016
mugGet the Spray-n-glazemug.

Share this definition