Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.

Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?

by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020

gastricfern

A goat who is a traitor

GastricFern993 was a goat but is now a traitor

by Hi Howard I March 10, 2021

Gast

To me, it's former UFC middleweight champion, Kelvin Gastelum.

X: Bro, no was Gast can beat Izzy if they fight again!
Y: Wanna bet? He was the closest one to beating him.

by UnoneTV February 11, 2021

Gaston

The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36

Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement

MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!

by Youtuber's biggest SIMP April 6, 2021

Gastroerection

When you're so hungry, it's like you're horny for food

"He got a gastroerection looking at some food porn"
"I have a gastroerection for mac and cheese"

by Misfit606 April 7, 2021

Gastroamongus

when a fart makes u sussy, AmoungUs Style

MAN DAVE THAT FART Gastroamongus

by YM.PETR April 14, 2021

Gastón

If you have this name, u won, represents the biggest dick in universe, you have lots of hoes, intelligence, drip, the best musical taste, people want to nerf you bc u are a walking W, U are good in everything.

you don't have to put any examples you know a Gastón when you see it

by Gastón 🧛🏿 November 21, 2021