Guy 1-"Man, I can't believe Trish broke up with me! I gave her two years man.... TWO YEARS! Now she is my ex-girlfriend..."
Guy 2-"Looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart."
Guy 2-"Looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart."
by Spider-Snagger0 June 28, 2008
Get the ex-girlfriendmug. Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!
by KaityLady May 13, 2016
Get the clingy girlfriendmug. any woman who is a bitch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a bitch regardless.
by bob April 26, 2003
Get the ex girlfriendmug. A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.
by fergalicious0:) June 15, 2016
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.
Example A)
Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!
Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.
Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.
Example B)
Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?
Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.
Guy 3: Fair enough.
Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!
Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.
Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.
Example B)
Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?
Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.
Guy 3: Fair enough.
by Ddizzz August 8, 2010
Get the First Girlfriendmug. a boy/girl who you have feelings for and he/she has feelings for you and you both know it. You might even go on dates, but for some reason you are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
by Glamherst Designer October 4, 2009
Get the not boyfriend/girlfriendmug. The girl you commonly hang out with while in-game of your favorite massively multi-player online role-playing game. Her irl boyfriend plays an MMORPG, but she doesn't like the one he plays, so she happens to play the one you like. This results in you and your MMO Girlfriend spending more time with each other than with your irl relationships. You are either single irl, or your irl girlfriend/wife does not play MMOG's, in which case you will soon be single irl. You are not allowed by your MMO Girlfriend to complete quests or advance level without her, so you will likely create at least one other alternate toon to play while she is offline.
To your friends in Vent, this relationship is especially comical if you chose to make your in-game character a female, and your MMO Girlfriend chose to make her toon a male. This is actually a very common occurrence, due to the male player's desire to create an attractive toon to stare at, and the female player's desire to remain largely unidentifiable as a female irl.
by Mixel Cores March 18, 2011
Get the MMO Girlfriendmug.