Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019

The Gate

“The Gate” is referring to the city of St. Louis

Where is u from?

The Gate

by yungvanizzle July 24, 2019

forgeron gate

Scandale au sein du groupe instagram de La Forgerie du 10 au 12 septembre 2020 lors d'un conflit d'opinion entre @la.cursitude et @meme_que_des_fois_ze_vomis.

Le forgeron gate, c'était une sacrée histoire!

by crazyrabbit57 September 12, 2020

ancient gate

A sense of longing and hopelessness for something lost

I have been waiting by the ancient gate for my ex to come back to me.

by plasmid37 July 4, 2021

Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.

You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate

by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021

Lemnis Gate

A turn based FPS where players actions are recorded, and then repeated, until a 1v1 turns into a 5v5

Person 1:Have you heard of Lemnis Gate
Person 2:No i haven't
Person 1:You should

by Gamer12345678 October 20, 2021