Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
by kingofkeizer April 08, 2021
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“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
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GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.
Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....
by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019
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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by February 25, 2023
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Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).
Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!
by Butt Trucker May 15, 2011
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Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.
Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
by Shuastereno May 14, 2012
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Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
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