Friday

A day of the week in which one MUST make up their mind which seat to take. Whether they choose to kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat is of utmost importance on this day. Often consists of partyin', partyin', partyin', partyin' and sometimes fun, fun, fun, fun.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: Well, yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwa..
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY, ASSHOLES.

by Matt & Jackie April 1, 2011

foodalanche

An occurrence during the process of opening a fridge or similar container and having all the food fall on top of you.

"OH MY GOD, FOODALANCHHHHEEE~" *squished*

by Aora September 2, 2005

fredache

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.

Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!

by calaburrito July 20, 2009

Friday Fat Day

The last day of the business/school week, otherwise know as Friday, is a day where all may indulge in "fatty" foods without remorse of keeping a diet. It may also be looked upon as a day to look forward to relax, and release one's stress by eating "fatty foods".

Sadie: OMG I'm so stressed. I wish I could eat a whole tub of Ice Cream

Priya: Wait what day is it?

Sadie: Friday?

All: OMG FRIDAY FAT DAY!

*Both go and indulge in cookies n' cream ice cream*

by swagman123 December 18, 2011

fresh friday

One day out of the week where you get "fresher dennah mutha fucker"

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Fresh friday mutha fuckkaa!!

by pilert January 10, 2012

Fuck hard Friday

The one thread on the Facebook group Honest Travs Virtual Dive bar for singles where you can post your sexy selfie with the hope of getting laid. Creepy and extremely thirsty comments from females are not only acceptable, they are encouraged.

Karen: I posted a selfie on fuck hard friday and now I have 100 friend requests and a bunch of dick pics in my inbox

Beth: you should start an onlyfans

by Dripflair December 24, 2020

Fuck a Friend Friday

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)

Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."

by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011