Forkplay

Forkplay is when, instead of having sex, you sit in the kitchen in your pajamas and eat everything. Alone.

Herp: Man, I had such a wild weekend. Went to the craziest party and I got six girls' numbers. What did you do this weekend?
Derp: Oh, you know, just a little forkplay action.

by XXXpinkranger September 25, 2011

jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?

by DAN August 5, 2003

"corn fork"

Corn Forking is the act of two men having sex with one woman where one man does her from behind while the other man kneels near her head so she can give him a blow job at the same time. This act makes the woman feel like a cob of corn being "forked" at both ends.

Hey Friend! Look at that hot chick! We should totally "corn fork" her!

by Fred and Chris April 18, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

three forks

a small town in montana. if you are in middle school u seem to feel like all thats out there is to be a whore. if u are looking for sex and have low standards this town has the easiest girls around

hey junior high girl of three forks
hey. do u want to sleep with me
**takes second look... hell No!!
she jumps on him and gets pregnant

by 1234567890sdfghjkl February 9, 2009

Forklift

A threatening move in which a person (most commonly a male) will attack another male by spreading his butt cheeks apart visciously. Side effects may include anal discharge and bleeding.

Stop pretending to throw that ball at me or else i'll forklift you.

by jsizzle215 April 4, 2009

Forking

Kind of like spooning. but the person on the outside takes their leg and put it across their partener.

"wanna spoon?"
"Bitch no i wanna fork"

"I'd rather be spooning"
"ACCEPT THAT YOURE FORKING!"

by who-likes-cheese-i-do! March 4, 2009