church heat

Really hot inside...like in a church full of people hopping and praising the lord (and sweating).
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.

Man, it was so hot in that cafeteria, it was like they had the church heat going!

by Grabapail March 21, 2017

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

Old Church

An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.

I prefer "Old Churches" rather than modern churches

by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

God Church

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by PotatoLover666 June 28, 2017

church fudge

two holy beings(one nun, one priest) have intercourse ,but after priest busts a huge nut ,he then proceeds to take a massive dump in nuns mouth.

yo, did you hear our local churches holy beings had a church fudge .

by galaxy_twat_ August 20, 2017

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004