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Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
by Mr Special September 1, 2018
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Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019
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Facebook

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
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Facebook

by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018
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Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020
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