pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 10, 2008

beaner express

A beaner express is when multiple Mexicans are put on the deportation bus and sent off to Mexico

Hey Ben theirs a beaner express leaving, let’s spit at them

by Timmy’s 3rd testical March 1, 2018

Regular expression

An expression which is just regular, not special, emotionless, but true.

/(Regular) (expression)/ is a /$1 $2/.
See regular expression for a proper use.

Today, the sun is shining, it is a sunny day today!

Butterfly is an insect.

True is not false.

Beautiful flowers have short lives.

by pieceocake December 4, 2012

Siberian Express

A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.

I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.

by GU NIT March 9, 2012

Thunder Gun Express

Thunder Gun Express is the most badass action/romance movie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"....and it has dong.

Thunder Gunned means "without hesitation" and badass. Doing anything that would be considered bold and brave would be Thunder Gunning and make you cool.
Thunder Gun, the main character, is supposed to have a nice dong in the movie.

"No hesitation, No surrender....Thunder Gun Express!"

When Frank stole a riverboat with Asian tourist, that was pretty Thunder Gun!

Charlie Thunder Gunned through the sewers to make it to the theatre by himself.

by iDoNtUsEcOnTrAcTiOnS December 1, 2011

Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

by MsmittE October 19, 2011