Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 12, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Ethan

Is a gueyatch

damn that Ethan is a gueyatch

by anibbawhobigasf October 13, 2020

Ethan

He makes you feel Loved, he makes you smile and laugh when you are down he's special in his own way he's kind smart, funny, and good looking. He is everything a person needs. Ethans tend to be good at mostly everything they can put their minds to. they are successful people as well if you have an Ethan keep them they are very valuable. <3

Damn I wish Ethan was my boyfriend.

by Oofieluvs October 03, 2020

Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 05, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 24, 2021

ethan

pulls zero girls

ethan is the type of kid to pull zero girls

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022