by lobe3 January 16, 2012
Get the he be off the early mug.dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
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1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
Get the early doucet mug.by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
Get the Butt-ass early mug.Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
Get the Early Fireworks mug.by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
Get the Early Bird Special mug.“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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