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Dylan

The coolest guy who is perfect in every way, oh wait thats Jaromir.
Hey Dylan your so cool
No, I think your talking about Jaromir
by I behind you March 19, 2019
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Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead
Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'
by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019
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A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.
Dylan smoked 12 ounces of weed today
by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
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That one asshole who always says he’s got game but when it comes down to it bitches out.
Quit being a Dylan and go talk to her.
by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019
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a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.

i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
love dylan 🫶
by dylanishot May 15, 2022
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Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.
Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)
by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019
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The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.
Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.
by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020
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