Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Professional Driver

dude who can park a car nicely.

that spot was no problem,I'm a professional driver.

by JDQ April 22, 2003

professional celebrity

the same as any outher celebraty... an average person! if you think of them any better shame on you! you are degrading youself by saying they are better!

i hate celebraties... they do nothing important...

yup thats being a professional celebrity

by UFelch March 31, 2007

Professional Peedubber

Strategic Planner

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers

by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.

"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"

by Marwam September 27, 2013

professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar

I am going to write a professionally nasty email

by benny the jet March 18, 2014