Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut

The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.

Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.

by Facecake July 26, 2009

level 10 doughnut

a cracker who plays MW2 for hours on end and still sucks.

Yo nigga look at this level 10 doughnut! He thinks hes cool running around with his M16 bling pro with a silencer and holographic sights! i bet his TMP has the same! Cold blooded and ninjew pro?!

by Modded Wellfare Jew September 21, 2010

purple monkey doughnut

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.

That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF

by Sarev sanderlone January 23, 2014

french glazed doughnut

French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.

"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"

by wildman101 December 19, 2013

corn beef doughnut

corn beef doughnut - A phrase used to describe ones anus.

"Yea mate, i squirrel gripped her corn beef doughnut good and proper!"

by cgrovesy February 14, 2008

corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 October 23, 2007

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell August 14, 2005