douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.

You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.

by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014

douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014

Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016

Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016