DOOMSLAG

like a slag only worse!!! usually infested with aids herpes clap and other such std's

jonny- she's such a doomslag!
benn- who?
jonny- chalotte
benn- yeah! proper munter! but that wouldnt stop you!

by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009

Dorm Mouth

The phenomenon of swearing a lot while living in dorms at school, even though you normally would not speak in such a way.

I'm going back home in a few days, I gotta get rid of this dorm mouth or my ma will fuckin' kill me.... I mean she will be upset.

by carlos222 October 11, 2010

satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do

help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

dorm storm

A time usually around the month of August when thousands of new freshman flood University campuses and try and set up their personal computers. However, due to fact that most of the freshman have become accustomed to their parents doing everything for them that they never obtained the skills needed to trouble shoot simple internet connectivity problems. The freshman then freak out because they can't get on facebook and end up calling the Local IT department for help, flooding the center with phone calls.

Jill: "The whole network is down in one of the dorms on campus"
Jack: "That's because Dorm Storm is going on right now, try looking for any mis-configured computers that the flood might have set up"
Jill: "Oh, DAMN FRESHMAN!"

by Gregers Geoffrey June 30, 2009

doomster

A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms "doom" and "scenester".

A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.

"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."

by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008

Doomshop

A shop where Doomguy buys his guns

Doomguy: hey there demon, have you seen a Doomshop?
Demon: it's up there next to the entrance to blood swamps map

by DoomshopBuyer June 30, 2022