Dog

A very fluffy soft or not soft they can be small or big they also a man's best friend.

Human: I got a nice dog bruh
Human 2: Oh boi what kind!?
Human:Yes

Human 2: Ah, such a nice breed *Stares at humans dog* Yes

by SansySansPansy October 26, 2019

Dog

A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted

I love my dog

by Fartfuckle123 October 15, 2019

dog

Michael Vick's "fighting machines".

Person 1 Did you hear what happened to Michael Vick?
Person 2 Yea that cruel f****r organizes dog fights!

by I Love Animals November 22, 2007

to dog

Totally not sexual. Honest.

To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.

I'm going to dog you tomorrow, Sam.

You dogged me with that report!

by NTTTTT April 16, 2014

dog

A four-legged mammal, kept as a companion and a pet. Also detects diseases and gives love and affection to owners.

I love my dog, he is very obedient and well-trained, he is very loving!

by VelocityLuxor October 13, 2016

dog

an reali ugly girl that goes after boys and dosent get the hit they dont want her and sleeps around. usualy used by girls bitchin on another

aint dat girl such a dog

by depressed emo June 27, 2007

Dog

One of the best animals in existence! Dogs are a bred-down version of the modern wolf, but there is so much more to dogs than their ancestry! Dogs really are man's (or woman's) best friend because they are pack animals, meaning they are forever loyal to whomever takes care of them, dogs can read human emotions like they're open books, and one dog kiss is enough to make even the hardest hearts break open! Dogs are healers, friends, and family, hands down!

A) Hey man, why do you have a dog?
B) What do you mean?
A) I mean dogs are just whiny, furry, stinky messes. They bark till midnight and sniff everything!
B) Maybe you need to open your mind! Dogs are the most loyal animals around! They heal the depressed, protect families, and read us like books! Dogs are amazing even if you don't think so!

by Truelove101 January 13, 2016