Detroit Driver 

A person that drives in the passing lane (left) slower than the traffic on the right. They will not move over, but they will however speed up to prevent others from moving into the lane s/he is in. They are the really slow drivers in the middle lane of a freeway. In addition, Detroit Drivers do not like to allow on-ramp freeway traffic to merge into the lane they are driving in, even if they are behind the merging car. Most importantly, they will appear to drive without being aware that what they are doing is rude.

You can watch as this phenomonon dissipates as soon as you leave Michigan (esp the Ohio border).

There he goes, another Detroit Driver, won't move over so we can pass, but look at how he sped up when you tried to pass him on the left.

Detroit Drivers do not even know that the left lane is for passing traffic.

Detroit Driver by osirica June 16, 2007

Detroit Tamale 

When one person sucks the feces directly from the anus of another.

She wanted to go out for Mexican, but he was low on cash so he suggested a Detroit Tamale instead.

Detroit Tamale by Wuhan Slick September 15, 2009

Detroit Smuggler 

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

Detroit Smuggler by D4NGER May 22, 2011

Detroit 10 

Detroit 10: A woman who is normally a 4-5, but in Detroit, is a 10.

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, dat bitch is a ten."

Guy 2: *shakes head* "You must be from Detroit."

Detroit 10

Detroit 10 by Detroitugly May 9, 2013

Detroit Lions 

A JV football team.

Outsider: Who are they?

Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.

Detroit Lions by Funnyguy6699 May 5, 2016

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around 

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.

My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around by Razor Blade Penis December 15, 2008

detroit dirtbike 

When you shit on a girl's chest, and then paddle it like a dog digging, while making motor noises with your mouth.

"Ah shit man! that girl is sooooo dirty I bet she'd even let you pull a detroit dirtbike in her bedroom!"

detroit dirtbike by Smeeeth May 3, 2007