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Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
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destiny and daniel

these 2 individuals are perfect for each other, she's always been the better looking but is always there to hype her boyfriend up, while daniel is the loud, and active one, but when with destiny, he's at his happiest, destiny and daniel are the true definition of love - from sanity.
dude i swear destiny and daniel are perfect for each other!
by sanityylol September 26, 2021
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Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017
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character is destiny

The belief that a person's arc is determined by the nature of their character.
She had always taken comfort in the idea that character is destiny, that good people would prevail, that the bad would receive their just punishment. Now, with the possibility of a second term, and the further catastrophe it would unleash, she was not so sure.
by Monkey's Dad September 19, 2020
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destiny denham

a british rat who moves like a plastic bag in the wind, her hands have unfortunately been stuck to her hair since birth and she can’t stop moving/ touching it :(. her tiktoks include touching her hair and will do too many hand motions which almost go at the same speed at usain bolt! she can be found a maccies hanging around with her ugly chav rat friends. she is a tiny but convinced that she can stamp on peoples heads
person 1: wow omg! her hands move faster than a train.

person 2: ah she’s doing a destiny denham! what is she wearing?

person 1: …denim…on…denim.
by anonymous123357373672 May 17, 2020
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The Buttchug of Destiny

The Buttchug of Destiny is where someone lays in a bathtub full of beer and also does a alcohol enema of 2 kegs of beer at the same time if you succeed you get drunk and can fuck any number of girls (or guys) you wish (it’s the rules) if you lose they get to fuck you it’s a American hazing tradition ( a real high school and college staple)
Damn Chad did “The Buttchug of Destiny”? That wild man!
by BusterNutt June 7, 2021
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destiny is hot

by hulk smashes me April 3, 2022
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